earning her monicker

Sassy pants. In the past TWO days Emory has managed to do the following things:

1. Threw my phone in the garbage can. It was on vibrate. Took 5 hours to find it.

2. Pulled toilet paper (still attached to the roll) from my bathroom all the way through the house into the playroom. Took an entire FULL roll to accomplish this.

3. Disposed of our main remote control for our television in the toilet. (she had to set it down somewhere while she was carrying the toilet paper throughout the house.)

4. Stood on her tippy tip toes to retrieve my eyeglasses off of the back of my nightstand (where they live when I am not wearing them so she can't reach them) and broke them into 3 pieces.

5. Retrieved two oranges worth of peelings that were on the kitchen counter and smeared them all of the kitchen floor.

Now, I know you are probably thinking, "Where is Jessica while all of this is going down"? Well, let me assure you that every single offense was committed in under 2 minutes. Usually while I was distracted with her big brother. She is sassy.

And the crowning jewel. This is where I found her this morning when I left the room for maybe one minute to get Ashton's clothes for the day out of his room. Yeah...